Bore You To Sleep Sleep Stories for Adults

Teddy reads deliberately boring stories in the most soothing monotone imaginable, and the whole point is to make you fall asleep before the episode ends. Brilliantly simple concept. No plot twists. No compelling characters. Just aggressively mundane content delivered at the perfect pace to shut your brain down. Sounds like it shouldn't work. It works terrifyingly well. If you've tried meditation apps and sleep music and white noise and nothing sticks, try being bored into unconsciousness. It might be the most effective sleep podcast out there precisely because it's trying to be nothing.